Good Msn Nicknames

  • Lifes sucks.. Then you die!
  • You think too hard, it hurts my ears!
  • Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
  • Why is life so ugly!
  • Ur Love is the source of my energy
  • Have no fear, I have beer! (B)
  • Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)
  • *-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)
  • I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
  • LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
  • Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
  • Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Family Guy Msn Nicknames

  • Sorry Honey, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
  • I've got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
  • A boat's a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
  • Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.'
  • Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.
  • Holy crip, he's a crapple!
  • Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
  • Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.
  • Oh this is almost as intense as that time I forgot how to sit down!
  • Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

New Sweet Nicknames

  • Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
  • Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
  • Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
  • I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
  • Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
  • You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
  • Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
  • Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
  • You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
  • Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

Sweet Msn Nicknames

  • If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right...
  • You Know I'm so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!
  • Stupid Cupid... stop pickin on me!
  • Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
  • Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!
  • Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
  • I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
  • LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
  • You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive...
  • Two Million Dollars Man

Suicide Msn Nicknames

  • A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
  • We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
  • Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose.
  • I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes.
  • This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding...
  • Lost until the eternal sleep comes...
  • I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist...
  • Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
  • When will this miserable life end?
  • Pain and suffering... to the very end

New Depressing Msn Nicknames

  • Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
  • I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
  • I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars
  • Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves
  • I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe.

Depressing Msn NickNames

  • When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
  • One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
  • I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
  • I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living...
  • I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
  • I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
  • A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this...
  • Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
  • When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
  • Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
  • [x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]

Cute MSN Names

  • I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
  • Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
  • A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
  • Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
  • I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)

Cute Msn NickNames

  • Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
  • Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and you're... OUT!
  • a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...I know coz I've cried
  • God made the land, God made the sea, he needed a princess and so he made me!
  • When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
  • A ring is round and never ends, that is how long we will be friends

Cute NickNames for MSN

  • I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
  • Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
  • Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
  • I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
  • Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
  • (L) I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn
  • Cool, bad, but cute!
  • Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it!
  • I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
  • I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
  • Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
  • (l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
  • (L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)

Love Msn NickNames

  • (f)I can't Stop thinking about u(F) [U DRIvE mE -CRazY-] (L)I LOvE U(L)
  • Special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love you, I always will. U've filled a space no one can fill!
  • (L)Love is just a word..you know it isnt true but evey moment I still say im in love with you(L)
  • ~#*..::(f)I'll love you forever(L)::..*#~
  • (L)I loved u once, I loved u still, I always have and always will(L)

Love NickNames for Msn

  • (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
  • Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
  • I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
  • Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
  • My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
  • When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
  • Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
  • To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
  • If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
  • Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
  • Love is available here at 100% discount.
  • Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
  • My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
  • GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
  • * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
  • You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
  • Loving you makes life worth it
  • When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
  • ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
  • You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!

Love MSN NickNames

  • If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
  • Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
  • Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
  • Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
  • Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
  • Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
  • Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
  • I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
  • Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
  • You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
  • Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
  • Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
  • You can win me, you can lose me but try 2 never use me
  • Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Love is a slow poison
  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
  • Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
  • True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen

Love NickNames for MSN Messenger

  • The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
  • I need love worth it's weight in gold, Love that's fresh as the rippling springs and never will grow old...
  • I love you... together, forever.
  • Love is like maths... Its soooo COMPLICATED!
  • Love is like air for me, I can't live without it!
  • Would you break down the gates of heaven to reach the one you loved?
  • Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly...
  • Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.
  • Love is like a bar of soap... (L) just when you grab it, it slips away
  • Once I was told love would save the world... I doubt that!
  • You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
  • I loved u once, I love u still, I always have and always will...
  • Live, Love and Learn!
  • Love is like blood, its always within you!

Break Up MSN NickNames

  • ~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~
  • *I'm TiReD oF tRyInG, i'M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i'Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I'm DyInG
  • Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.
  • I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!
  • You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

Heartbroken MSN NickNames

  • Didn't we almost have it all?
  • Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
  • I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
  • The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay.
  • Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...
  • You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain.

Heartbroken MSN Names

  • It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
  • Don't Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused.
  • Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you?
  • True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore.
  • If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
  • You said you didn't need me in your life. I guess you were right.

Funny Questions MSN Names

  • Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
  • Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  • Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
  • What's another word for synonym?
  • What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Funny Question Names for MSN Messenger

  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
  • Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
  • Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
  • Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
  • Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
  • Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
  • Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
  • Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Funny Question Msn NickNames

  • If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
  • If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  • If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  • Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  • Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Funny Questions Nicknames

  • Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
  • If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
  • Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
  • Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
  • Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Can you get cornered in a round room?
  • Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

MSN Messenger Names for Girls

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you!
  • Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again?
  • Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts!
  • Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
  • Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
  • Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!

Girls Nicknames

  • :P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P
  • Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter
  • I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
  • ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
  • You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
  • If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever

Girl Msn Names

  • Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
  • Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!)
  • (a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;)
  • I'm too much princess for 1 boy
  • True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them but they're always there.
  • Don't wear a frown, its never in style, just try ur best, to smile smile smile :D!
  • I'm so beautiful I married myself!

Girls Nicknames

  • Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It!
  • Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!
  • Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!
  • Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
  • Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
  • $5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :(

Funny Messenger Nicknames

  • You and the bank own a very lovely home
  • I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
  • All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
  • Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
  • Superman is a travestite
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
  • Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
  • Lower the age of puberty!
  • God bless Atheism
  • I drink to make other people interesting
  • My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
  • An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
  • A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
  • Anarchists of the world, unite!
  • Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
  • Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
  • Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Funny Msn Names

  • You and the bank own a very lovely home
  • I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
  • All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
  • Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
  • Superman is a travestite
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
  • Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
  • Lower the age of puberty!
  • God bless Atheism
  • I drink to make other people interesting
  • My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
  • An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
  • A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
  • Anarchists of the world, unite!
  • Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
  • Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
  • Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Funny Nick Name For Msn Messenger

  • Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
  • Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
  • You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
  • If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
  • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
  • When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
  • I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
  • 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not...
  • I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
  • English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
  • You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
  • If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
  • Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
  • I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
  • ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
  • I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
  • Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
  • For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
  • I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

Cool Nick Names

  • Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
  • When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
  • Gravity always wins
  • The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
  • There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
  • I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
  • Buy land, they have quit making it!
  • Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
  • I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
  • Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
  • Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
  • Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
  • Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
  • What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
  • Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
  • Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
  • Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
  • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
  • If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
  • I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Funny Msn Nicknames

  • You're unique, just like everyone else....
  • Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
  • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
  • Save a mouse, eat a pussy
  • Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
  • Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
  • Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
  • When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
  • The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
  • You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
  • Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
  • If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
  • I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
  • We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
  • Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
  • As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
  • An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
  • What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

Nicknames

  • Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
  • When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
  • What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
  • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • Not me, not now, maybe later...
  • Life's a beach... Surf it up!
  • Trying is the first step towards failure
  • I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
  • If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
  • Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
  • I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
  • When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
  • To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
  • WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
  • I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
  • I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
  • Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Cool Nicknames

  • Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
  • Unite against togetherness!
  • Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
  • If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
  • No fear! (NAME) is here!
  • I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
  • Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
  • I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
  • A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver
  • By the time you read this, you've already read it
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
  • Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
  • I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
  • Dont steal, the government hates competition
  • If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
  • Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
  • The higher you are, the farther you fall

Cool Msn NickNames

Cool Names for MSN Messenger

  • If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
  • In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
  • I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
  • Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
  • 3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
  • You can better lose a lover than love a loser
  • I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
  • Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
  • Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
  • Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
  • Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
  • Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
  • We came, we saw, we drank beer
  • Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
  • You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
  • Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
  • Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
  • Save water, drink beer
  • Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils