Funny Msn Names

• You and the bank own a very lovely home
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
• All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
• Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
• Superman is a travestite
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
• Lower the age of puberty!
• God bless Atheism
• I drink to make other people interesting
• My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
• An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
• A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
• Anarchists of the world, unite!
• Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
• Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss