Cool Nicknames

• Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
• Unite against togetherness!
• Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
• If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
• No fear! (NAME) is here!
• I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
• Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
• I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
• A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
• Save a tree, eat a beaver
• By the time you read this, you've already read it
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
• Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
• I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
• The higher you are, the farther you fall