Funny Question Names for MSN Messenger

• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
• Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
• Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
• Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
• Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
• Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?