Funny Questions Nicknames

• Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
• If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
• Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
• Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?