Funny Msn Nicknames

• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Save a mouse, eat a pussy
• Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
• Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
• I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
• As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
• An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
• What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!