Funny Nick Name For Msn Messenger

• Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
• Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
• You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
• If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
• When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not...
• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
• English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
• You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
• If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
• Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
• I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
• ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
• I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
• Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
• For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not