Nicknames

• Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
• When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
• What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Not me, not now, maybe later...
• Life's a beach... Surf it up!
• Trying is the first step towards failure
• I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
• If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
• Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
• I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
• When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
• To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
• WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
• I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
• I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
• Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people