Funny Messenger Nicknames

  • You and the bank own a very lovely home
  • I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
  • All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
  • Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
  • Superman is a travestite
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
  • Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
  • Lower the age of puberty!
  • God bless Atheism
  • I drink to make other people interesting
  • My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
  • An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
  • A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
  • Anarchists of the world, unite!
  • Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
  • Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
  • Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

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