Funny Question Msn NickNames

• If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
• If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
• Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?