Funny Questions MSN Names

• Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
• If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
• Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• What's another word for synonym?
• What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?