Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts

Pretty msn nicknames

pretty nicknames

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

Nicknames

  • Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
  • When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
  • What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
  • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • Not me, not now, maybe later...
  • Life's a beach... Surf it up!
  • Trying is the first step towards failure
  • I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
  • If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
  • Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
  • I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
  • When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
  • To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
  • WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
  • I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
  • I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
  • Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Cool Msn NickNames

Cool Names for MSN Messenger

  • If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
  • In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
  • I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
  • Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
  • 3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
  • You can better lose a lover than love a loser
  • I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
  • Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
  • Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
  • Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
  • Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
  • Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
  • We came, we saw, we drank beer
  • Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
  • You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
  • Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
  • Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
  • Save water, drink beer
  • Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils