Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts
Pretty msn nicknames
I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Nicknames
- Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
- When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
- What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
- I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Not me, not now, maybe later...
- Life's a beach... Surf it up!
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
- If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
- I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
- When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
- To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
- WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
- I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
- I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
- Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Cool Msn NickNames
Cool Names for MSN Messenger
- If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
- 3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
- You can better lose a lover than love a loser
- I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
- Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
- Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
- Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
- Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
- We came, we saw, we drank beer
- Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
- You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
- Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
- Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
- Save water, drink beer
- Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
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