Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
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Showing posts with label Cool Nick Names. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cool Nick Names. Show all posts
Cool Nick Names
- Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
- When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
- Gravity always wins
- The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
- There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
- I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
- Buy land, they have quit making it!
- Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
- I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
- Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
- Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
- Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
- What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
- Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
- Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
- If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
- I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
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