Msn Nick Names

Pretty msn nicknames

2011-09-08T06:06:00.000-07:00

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care

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2011-09-01T17:14:00.000-07:00

I love a man who showed courage in you not show the courage of a human being.

If the body is incapable of that one day they asked that you tell me what was the crime of Musalla stone konunca loving innkeeper in a single crime.

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It is like a semi-god worship worship aanneme looks like I look like
get lipstick lip with the back of the scoundrel, but if I see my mother avradım petrol dumps burn ...

Others more than self-worth. Or you lose it, or destroys itself.
Those who abandon the biggest revenge to be taken, her bone-dry, unloving eyes to look.

Good cool msn nick names
In the past behind you looks at the cry, even now I look behind me.
Worlds for the sake of the past, cried, now a K! BR! T, even the cigarette lighter ...!

Today is you am the last, am the the sequence is you crazy, am the Wine You're drunk,
If you still have love and I am the Mon Amour You're the Reason You Get ....

Holiday Msn Nicks

2011-06-15T05:29:00.000-07:00

Always be yourself because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind...

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i love fell 4 you

They say true love hides behind every corner...I must be walking in circles!

I love rainbows I love rain I love you and...um I forgot the rest but I think your hot

Friends are like condoms, they protect us when things get hard

Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
free nicknames

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do but a boys gotta do what a girl wants him to do...

a true frnd knows that smth is wrong even if u have the largest smile on u face

Im like a butterfly, pretty 2 see hard 2 catch

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

As an older more mature young adult your job is to...cool make fun of the little kids!
holiday msn nicks
3 words to ruin a guys ego... Is it in?

If ur nice, you can call me sweety, if ur sweet you can call me hunny, if ur hot you can call me tonight!

Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly!

Funny Nicknames

2011-04-26T05:17:00.001-07:00

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Love lyrics

2011-01-05T18:01:00.001-08:00

Love lyrics from Kylie Minogue

Rhythm Of Love

Rhythm Of Love

[Chorus:]
With the rhythm in our lovin'
There ain't nothing I can do
When I feel the beat of love
Go on and on and on with you
I don't have to worry
There ain't nothing you won't do
To give your love to me

And I give my love to you
Kylie Minogue love lyrics

[1a:]

I know what you like
You know just what to do to me
The rhythm is right
We have fun with harmony
You got the bass, I can pick up the pace, yeah
There's no time to wait
Love NickNames
[1b:]
A perfect love is what you make of it
When our bodies move we're syncopated
I never knew that two could be
Like you and me

[Chorus]

[2:]
So good together
Some people work better solo
But I could never
Be without you oh no

I'd muss you touch, as it is
I can't get enough yeah
I'm in heaven above
I give you a melody that's always new
You've got a good beat, I can dance to you
Spinning for as long as we can
Come on let's jam

[Chorus x2]

Le beat de jour c'est le beat d'amour

[1b]

[Chorus]
[repeat & fade]

Cool MSN Names

2010-12-26T04:50:00.001-08:00

These Cool MSN Names can give you that extra edge you need to express the cool side of your personality!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not
You need to learn the rules... to break them...
If you're right, no one remembers. If you're wrong, no one forgets.

WANTED by many, always ready to draw... ain't gonna serve twenty, I'm just an OUTLAW!
Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
I was uncool when being uncool was cool
Lord, please help me help my stupid self
You need the rain as well as the sun for a rainbow!
By living a life worth remembering, you become immortal.
You love me, you hate me, you'll never forget me!

Guy msn nicknames

2010-07-29T04:37:00.000-07:00

You need to learn the rules... to break them...

Guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one!

I tought you everything you know but...not everything I know!

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

A broken heart continues to cute beat...

You think ur so cool u think ur all that well ppsshh whuts up with that?
Guy msn nicknames Love is like ghosts...everyone talks about it..but no one has ever seen it!

Every little thing that we do, should be between me and you!

A smile is a curve that can, straighten out a lot of things!

Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks!

Your as fake as press on nails

I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, suicide and I always will!
Guy nicknames I am Too Much *PRINCESS* for one boy

Instead of shoving weeds in my face try roses!

Born with no soul, lack of control, cut from the mold of the anti-social!

Cool msn names

2010-06-27T11:06:00.000-07:00

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

I lost my number, can I have yours?

U see, U like, U try, U fail...mEaNwHiLe...I see, I like, I want, I get!

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I sweet never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry!

Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.
cool nicknames
Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

The only difference between me and you Is that I make being a Princess Look Good

I see you next to never, how can we say forever, wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be cool and right here waiting for you...

Learn the rules...then break them...
cool msn names
The best way to get over a guy is to get under the other one!

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best!

Love msn names

2010-06-25T08:52:00.000-07:00

Huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

Trying to be popular is not being true to yourself~

if you hate me then i love you too it aint my fault im betta than you:p

Everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow

Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig!

Friends are like condoms, they protect us when sweet things get hard

live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud...

PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...+:*
love nick words
When in love, be fair and honest, even when it hurts!

Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

I am Too Much *PRINCESS* for one boy

and there's no way to talk to you, when you're dead on arrival

Is YoUr DaD a BaKeR? CuZ u HaVe NiCe BuNs!
love msn names
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry!

Sweet msn names

2010-06-23T13:47:00.000-07:00

Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud

An error isnt a mistake until u refuse to correct it!

When your sitting at home, with a knife in your vest, take it out and plunge it in your chest

When u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you

Love is like a basketball game all the boys are players!

Everybody can do mistakes but i'm not mistake everybody..!!

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!
sweet nicknames
When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S

Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it

Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride

I love when you look at me, cause I know for a second I crossed your mind

Im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i know ive been smiling but inside im dying

Those who know do not say, those heartbroken who say do not know

I love him so much that it turns to hate.......
Sweet msn names
Mc (name here) on the mic givin you a bit of what ya like!

Mistake Msn Names

2010-06-22T03:10:00.000-07:00

... If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips! ..

You were my favorite mistake!

Give me a (K) giMMe tHe WoRld GimmE uR (L) aNd IlL b uR gal!

Love me now, or love me never, but If you love me, love me forever.

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there!
Mistake Msn Names
Monkeys are cute and fuzzy, Boys are cute and lazy!

The abominable hoe-man

If being ugly is a crime, you wood get a life sentence!

Go away ....I have enough friends all ready

i always knew thinking about the tears would make me laugh but i didnt know thinking about the laughs would make me cry

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your fault breaking the rules!

I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!
Mistake NickNames
The hardest thing to do, is to watch the one you love...love somebody else.

i lv u more than yesterday ... but nowear near as much as 2morrow

Those who know do not say, those who say do not know

fault names

2010-06-19T13:58:00.000-07:00

Alcohol dosen't cause hangovers, waking up does!

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!

A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a busy women!

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart!

Love is hell Love is hell

Listen closely to your enemies, they tell you your faults!

You can say you love me, but until you prove it the words mean nothin to me!
fault msn names
The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex

You took the L outta LOVER and now its over

Call me Beep me If ya wanna Reach Me

Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing love cause you cant do anything about it

This day was a total waste of make-up!
fault names
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

silence is golden... but SHOUTING IS FUN!!!

Busy

2010-06-18T14:28:00.000-07:00

Some mistakes are too fun to only make once!

Im busy... your ugly... cya

Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional!

I wish i could get into your mind to find if your my kind

Instead of shoving weeds in my good face try roses!

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart!
busy msn names
I love him so much that it turns to hate.......

You need to learn the rules... to break them...

The hardest thing to do, is to watch the one you love...love somebody else.

Gotz ta go. . luv ya though

Would you catch me if I fall? Would you even notice me at all?

I would be single! I wanted to kill the hottest person funny alive...but then I relized! I would be single!
busy nicknames
I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but when I was in hell I hit on the devil 2 much

Will I ever fall in love, and if I do...will it be with you?

Funny girl nicknames

2010-06-16T08:42:00.000-07:00

Everyone who lives dies but, not everyone who dies lives!

You think ur so cool u think ur all that well ppsshh whuts up with that?

3 words to ruin a guys ego... Is it in?

Not the brightest candle on the birthday cake now are we?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sittting with you saying "We screwed up!"

Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
funny msn names
You just lost the chance you never had!

Was there a rainbow today... its jus coz i fink i jus found the treasure at the end!!!

If being ugly is a crime, you wood get a free life sentence!

If your nice, you can call me seety, If your sweet you can call me hunny. If your hot you can call me tonight!

Does your father, the baker, need help buttering buns tell him i would like the job.

Do not steal, the government hates competition
Funny girl nicknames
Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have sweet Just One

I beleive in the devil cause I am the devil

Free nicknames

2010-06-14T09:18:00.000-07:00

Im sugar and spice and everything nice...before you mess with me...you better think twice

Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional!

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!

Grab A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be!
sweet
I was blind before but i opened my eyes and realized your words are just a bunch of lies.
free msn names
I wish i could get into your mind to find if your my kind

Guys act like dicks to make up for what they dont have!

Anything is possible ... unless ur britney spears and want to sing

A friend will bail u out of jail but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike nintendo i never get played!
free nicknames
I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!
sad
The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one who argues with him

You just lost the chance you never had!

Sad nicknames

2010-06-12T12:08:00.000-07:00

A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sittting with you saying "We screwed up!"

Im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i know ive been smiling but inside im dying

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
sad msn names
The best way to get over a guy is to get under the other one!

Nothin is more painful then realizing he meant everything to you and you ment nothin to him!

Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men!

Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you

Please can i have your picture, i collect pictures of natural disastures!!!

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!

If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
beautiful
My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk
sad nicknames
I want you... to go away

(F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L)

Spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks ur heart!

love me or leave me... Hey wheres everybody going

Most Beautiful Nicknames

2010-06-08T08:15:00.000-07:00

If you really cared, you would leave me alone!

I love your smile I love your eyes damn I am good at telling lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them!

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs!

I see you next to never, how can we say forever, wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be right here waiting for you...

Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we give our hearts and then they play it cool!
beautiful msn names
love me to day, hate me tomorrow, it hot turns out you marry me in the end!

Trying is the first step towards failure

2 the the world ur just one person but 2 one person u could mean the world

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!

Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard

I don't wanna play myself Cause I know you're new with someone else! And I don't need complications in my life!
most beautiful nicknames
i lv u more than yesterday ... but nowear near as much as 2morrow

Its not my fault i fell for , he tripped me

live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud...

Hot

2010-06-07T09:35:00.000-07:00

Tell me you can't live without me and i'll be your!

if u luv somthin go 4 it or 1 day u will b miserable about it

My calculations are U+ME=US!

. If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..

When Life Gives You Hot Guys...Date Them!

Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes holiday someone special to catch your heart!

the hardest thing in life is to fall in (L) but its also the best!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
hot nicknames
Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you!

Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?

If ur nice, you can call me sweety, if ur sweet you can call me hunny, if ur hot you can call me tonight!

The abominable hoe-man
Hot msn nicks
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but cool the best way to fall is in love with me!

Let me sit on your lap & we can talk about the first thing that popz up!

dont tell me how 2 choose my friends...remember? i picked u!!

Cool nicknames

2010-06-05T13:59:00.000-07:00

Im so cool I make ice jealous

Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.

Would you catch me if I fall? Would you even notice me at all?

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? ( new trend )

Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
Cool nicknames
In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips

My calculations are U+ME=US!

(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)

The higher you are, the farther you fall

Monkeys are cute and fuzzy, Boys are cute and sweet lazy!
Cool msn names even if u say no...u'll still be da first one in my heart

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

Anything is possible ... unless ur britney spears and want to sing

New trend

2010-06-04T13:18:00.000-07:00

Please can i have your picture, i collect pictures of natural disastures!!!

In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips!

Lies are like cover-up, they hide what really is there

(W) My heart was taken by you... broken by you... and now it's in pieces because of you... (W)

Guys Aren't Worth Your Tears-->And The Ones That Are Wouldn't Make You Cry

Why raise the roof when you can bring down the good house!

Would you catch me if I fall? Would you even notice me at all?
super msn names
The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex

We told everyone tha we are best friends we told ourselves we will be best friends for life and we promised we never let any person get in our way friends till da end!

Friends are 4ever, Guyz are whatever, When worst comez 2 worst, My girlz come 1st!

Its hard being in the middle when yor friends have a fight... your only option is to stay out of it-out of it to the softer side
New trend nicknames
I have a confession, I must confess, I was told love I was the absolute best

Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse...

Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch your heart!

n Look at the shirt tag..(what are you doing?) checking to see if you were made in heaven

Sweet

2010-06-03T04:43:00.000-07:00

live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud...

You told me not to talk to you, So I told myself not to cry, But not talking to you for dayz, Just makes me wanna die!

Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.

Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell

(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the love harder it is to get out!(L)

Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
sweet msn nicks
I fell head over heals for you, i know other positions to

Listen closely to your enemies, they tell you your faults!

a heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if u want it broken........ give it 2 a boy

No One Dies A Virgin cuz Life Screws Us All !

Never fall in love with the guy next door.. .trust me different he will move!

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs!
sweet nick names
I wanted to kill the hottest person alive...but then I relized! I would be single!

Love means never having to say your sorry!

What happens if you get scared to death....twice?

Punk nicknames

2010-06-02T04:40:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I think im so romantic, I could marry myself

Everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow

Roses are red violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you!

Is YoUr DaD a HuNtEr? CuZ u HaVe A nIcE rAcK!

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth metal knowing!

What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
emo nicknames
Im Not Ignoring U Im Just Thinkin About How Lucky I Am To Have U!

Is love when all is sane Sweet is death to rid the pain Cruel is death when all is well Cruel is love when all is hell

I love rain I love you and...um I forgot the rest but I think friendship your hot

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Boyz...Everyone needs one...Or two...Or Maybe Three...Ok Ten!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them!
punk msn names
Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!

I beleive in the devil cause I am the devil

I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard

Separation

2010-06-01T08:02:00.000-07:00

Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you!

love is like quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

I tought you everything you know but...not everything I know!

I can find anyone to hold me, what I need from you is for you to love me!

You never stop-loving someone.you just learn to live without them!

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!
Separation Nicknames
To say that you can love one person all your life, is like saying that one candle will continue to burn for as long as you rock live!

(name here) and (name here) were born ta shine while da rest of you are borderline

Theres a total diffrence between meh and yew i have skill and u have problems

I love him so much that it turns to hate.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, but you make me see all kinds of colours

Love me now, or love me never, but If you love me, love me forever.
Separation Words
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look cute ahead than to look back!

I know you think you broke my heart know you think you made me cry, but guess what? NOT EVERY PLAYA IS A GUY!

Inspect MY gadget

Rock

2010-05-31T09:41:00.000-07:00

Does this look like a face that cares?

You never lose by loving, you always lose by suicidal holding back!

Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do

Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men!

Lower the lid, ladies present.....a wet behind is most unpleasent!

If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?

I can find anyone to hold me, what I need from you is for you to love me!
jazz msn names
Grab A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be!

Until water cant be boiled, I will always be very spoiled!

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!

If you drink ann drive your a bloody idiot ann if you make it home depressed your a bloody legend!

If u need space join NASA baby!
Rock Nicknames
Cry your heart out, let it all go. Cuz remember, after every tear, comes a rainbow!

Im so cool I make ice jealous
love me to day, hate me tomorrow, it turns out you marry me in the end!

Cute

2010-05-30T10:32:00.000-07:00

That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back

Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!

I want to be a millionaire!

Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men!

Love is like a basketball game all the boys are players!

If (L)love(L) isnt a game, then why is there so many sweet playerzzzz?
cute nicknames
True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.

Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly!

It Finally Happened, That special someone I love, loves me too!

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out?
cute msn names
If you judge people, you have no time to love them!

Whats love? Check the dictionary, but everyone suicide wants to do it the hard way.

i can smile, i can laugh, but all the time im thinkin of you. ur the onlt think that makes me happy! boi its all u!

I want to prove you i love you, but thats the hardest part.So im giving you all i have...im giving you my heart.

Love

2010-05-28T13:49:00.000-07:00

I tought you everything you know but...not everything I know!

Excuse me, I think I dropped something... MY JAW! Excuse me, I think I dropped something... MY JAW!

i can smile, i can laugh, but all the time im thinkin of you. ur the onlt think that makes me happy! boi its all u!

Alcohol dosen't cause hangovers, waking up does!

Love Is Like Missing Someone When Ur Apart But Somehow Feeling Warm Inside Bcuz Ur Close In Heart

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me break up laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry! love msn names
Love is like ghosts...everyone talks about it..but no one has ever seen it!

Born with no soul, lack of control, cut from the mold of the anti-social! Born with no soul, lack of control, cut from the mold of the anti-social!

Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love w/ you!!!

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

(name here) and (name here) were born ta shine, while da rest of yaz are borderline
love msn nicknames
(U)(*)(L) Love Is Like Quick Sand, Easy 2 Get In, love Hard 2 get Out Of (L)(*)(U)

Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you

If you were a new hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous

Until water cant be boiled, I will always be very spoiled!

Short

2010-05-27T11:38:00.000-07:00

Imagine your life without me...+Miserable huh?

Guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one!

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out! Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!

A smile is a curve that can, straighten out a lot of things! A smile is a curve that can, straighten out a lot of things!

Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies? Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?

This is an AT&T and MCI conversation girls so SPRINT your way out! This is an AT&T and MCI conversation so SPRINT your way out!
short msn names
It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips

(F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L)

I don't wanna play myself Cause I know you're with someone else! And I don't need complications in my life!

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws
short nicknames
I know you think you broke my heart know you think you made me cry, but guess what? NOT EVERY PLAYA IS A GUY! I know you think you broke my heart know you think you made me cry, but guess what? NOT EVERY PLAYA IS A GUY!

I would love to marry a lawyer cuz u know ur funny questions always gonna get screwded! I would love to marry a lawyer cuz u know ur always gonna get screwded!
Guys Aren't Worth Your Tears-->And The Ones That Are Wouldn't Make You Cry Guys Aren't Worth Your Tears-->And The Ones That Are Wouldn't Make You Cry

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

new different

2010-05-26T05:06:00.000-07:00

Grab A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be!

There were moments we laughed and cried, we always stood by each others side those many days we spent together they will stay in my heart forever! There were moments we laughed and cried, we always stood by each others side those many days we spent together they will stay in my heart forever!

Bitchs like me live like queens...and sluts like you live on your knees! Bitchs like me live like queens...and sluts like you live on your knees!

You can say you love me, but until you prove it the words mean nothin to me! You can say you love me, but until you prove it the words mean nothin to me!

Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure funny Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
new msn names
I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard

Love is like ghosts...everyone talks about it..but no one has ever seen it! Love is like ghosts...everyone talks about it..but no one has ever seen it!

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw! He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw!

Who would win a fight...a cougar or a bear? Who would win a fight...a cougar or a bear?

Will I ever fall in love, and if I do...will it be with you? Will I ever fall in love, and if I do...will it be with you?

Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have. Girl Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
new different nicknames
I love him so much that it turns to hate....... I love him so much that it turns to hate.......

A smile is a curve that can, straighten out a lot of things! A smile is a curve that can, straighten out a lot of things!

If you drink ann drive your a bloody idiot ann if you make it home your a bloody legend! If you drink ann drive your a bloody idiot ann if you make it home your a bloody legend!

PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...+:* PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...+:*

cool nicknames

2010-05-25T04:43:00.000-07:00

Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men!

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart

If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good? If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?

if you hate me then i love you too it aint my fault im betta than you:p if you hate me then i love you too it aint my fault im betta than you:p

Why does a rose represent love, when a rose funny always dies? Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
rock msn names
Your only bad if your caught... So that makes me a good girl, Right? Your only bad if your caught... So that makes me a good girl, Right?

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw! He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw!

Me, you, whipped cream, handcuffs! ne questions? Me, you, whipped cream, handcuffs! ne questions?

A part of you has grown in me, together forever shall we be, never apart maybe in distance but not in heart! A part of you has grown in me, together forever shall we be, never apart maybe in distance but not in heart!

Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse... Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse...

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.

Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection. Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection.
cool nicknames
When in love, be fair and honest, even when it hurts! When in cool love, be fair and honest, even when it hurts!

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there. True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.

Metal Nicknames

2010-05-24T11:42:00.000-07:00

Fat people are harder to kidnap

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws

Why is it than wen a boi is a playa, hes considered a pro but when a girl tries da game sheÆs considered a hoe Why is it than wen a boi is a playa, hes considered a pro but when a girl tries da game sheÆs considered a hoe

Love me now, or love me never, but If you love me, love me forever. Love me now, or love me never, but If you love me, love me forever.
metal nicknames
Was there a rainbow today... its jus coz i fink i jus found the treasure at the end!!! Was there a rainbow today... its jus coz i fink i jus found the treasure at the end!!!

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who cool Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day! Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!

I hate when I'm an idiot and I dont know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy! I hate when I'm an idiot and I dont know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy!
punk msn names
In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips! In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips!

You think ur so cool u think ur all that well ppsshh whuts up with that? You think ur so cool u think ur all that well ppsshh whuts up with that?

even if u say no...u'll still be da first one in my funny heart even if u say no...u'll still be da first one in my heart

Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse... Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse...

Trying to be popular isnt being true to urself, but it just comes naturally 2 me & mah gurlz! Trying to be popular isnt being true to urself, but it just comes naturally 2 me & mah gurlz!

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips! If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!

(name here) and (name here) were born ta shine, while da rest of yaz are borderline (name here) and (name here) were born ta shine, while da rest of yaz are borderline

Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there

Cute msn names

2010-05-23T04:52:00.000-07:00

Not the brightest candle on the birthday cake now are we?

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back! You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back!

Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed

I had a dream that I still loved you... I Think I woke up SCREAMING! I had a sweet dream that I still loved you... I Think I woke up SCREAMING!

A broken heart continues to beat... A broken heart continues to beat...
cute nicknames
Does your father, the baker, need help buttering buns tell him i would like the job. Does your father, the baker, need help buttering buns tell him i would like the job.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

If you judge people, you have no time to love them! If you judge people, you have no time to love them!

I am Too Much *PRINCESS* for one boy I am Too Much *PRINCESS* for one boy

it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u girl get it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get

The higher you are, the farther you fall The higher you are, the farther you fall

It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. cute msn names

Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl

You dont see me*n u dont need me*n u dont love me the way I wish u would*The way I know u could You dont see me*n u dont need me*n u dont love me the way I wish u would*The way I know u could

friendship msn nicks

2010-05-22T14:19:00.000-07:00

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

U see, U like, U try, U fail...mEaNwHiLe...I good see, I like, I want, I get! U see, U like, U try, U fail...mEaNwHiLe...I see, I like, I want, I get!

I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did... Not like the passanger in his car! I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did... Not like the passanger in his car!

Its hard being in the middle when yor friends have a fight... your only option is to stay out of it-out of it to the softer side Its hard being in the middle when yor friends have a fight... your only option is to stay out of it-out of it to the softer side

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing! Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing! friendship msn nicks

Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid new the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
friend msn names
I know at GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C I know I found FrEnDz that are TrUe TiLL I DiE I know at GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C I know I found FrEnDz that are TrUe TiLL I DiE

Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we give our hearts and then they play it cool! Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we give our hearts and then they play it cool!

If im a slut then what does that make you? If im a slut then what does that make you?

I only cheer on two occassions....DAY and NIGHT I only cheer on two occassions....DAY and NIGHT

I want to be a millionaire! I want to be a millionaire!

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me! You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!

Gotz ta go. . luv ya though Gotz ta go. . luv ya though

live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud... live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud...

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips! If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!

funny nicknames

2010-05-21T03:37:00.000-07:00

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil!

live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud... live free...die proud...ave fun...play loud...

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart! Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart!

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie

Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
funny msn names
Let me sit on your lap & we can talk about the first thing that popz up! Let me sit on your lap & we can talk about the first thing that popz up!

Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl

Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you. Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

Cry your heart out, let it all go. Cuz remember, after love every tear, comes a rainbow! Cry your heart out, let it all go. Cuz remember, after every tear, comes a rainbow!

Too Many Stars In The Sky, Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes, Too many Boys out in the Blue, But they are Nothing compared to You Too Many Stars In The Sky, Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes, Too many Boys out in the Blue, But they are Nothing compared to You
funny nicknames
I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do! I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!

i always knew thinking about the tears would make break up me laugh but i didnt know thinking about the laughs would make me cry i always knew thinking about the tears would make me laugh but i didnt know thinking about the laughs would make me cry

Roses are red violets are blue, are you funny happy with me cause I know Im happy with you! Roses are red violets are blue, are you happy with me cause I know Im happy with you!

I love when you look at me, cause I know for a second I crossed your mind I love when you look at me, cause I know for a second I crossed your mind

It Finally Happened, That special someone I love, loves me too! It Finally Happened, That special someone I love, loves me too!

msn cute nicknames

2010-05-20T04:12:00.000-07:00

If im a slut then what does that make you?

Im like a butterfly, pretty 2 see hard 2 catch Im like a butterfly, pretty 2 see hard 2 catch

I love rainbows I love rain I love you and...um I forgot the rest but I think your hot I love rainbows I love rain I love you and...um I forgot the rest but I think your hot

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

You dont get a second chance to make a first impression! You dont get a second chance to make a first impression!
funny msn nicks
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel. You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

I wanted to kill the hottest person alive...but then I relized! funny I would be single! I wanted to kill the hottest person alive...but then I relized! I would be single!

As an older more mature young adult your job is to... make fun of the little kids! As an older more mature young adult your job is to... make fun of the little kids!

Every little thing that we do, should be between me and you! Every little thing that we do, should be between me and you!

Inspect MY gadget Inspect MY gadget

Be kewl go to skool Be kewl go to skool

GO Ahead cry a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it GO Ahead cry a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it

Bitchs like me live like queens...and sluts like you hearthbroken live on your knees! Bitchs like me live like queens...and sluts like you live on your knees!
Mc (name here) on the mic givin you a bit of what ya like! Mc (name here) on the mic givin you a bit of what ya like!
msn cute nicknames
Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if I can I can no pretend I got to remember now your just my friend! Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if I can I can no pretend I got to remember now your just my friend!

love nicknames

2010-05-19T14:18:00.000-07:00

Roses are red, violets are blue, but you make me see all kinds of colours

Listen closely to your enemies, they tell you your faults! Listen closely to your enemies, they tell you your faults!

love is like quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out! love is like quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

[[I cry tears, while you put on a smile, but you you only smile to hold back your tears]] [[I cry tears, while you put on a smile, but you you only smile to hold back your tears]]

Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to cute catch your heart Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart
girl msn names

Never fall in love with the guy next door.. .trust me he will move! Never fall in love with the guy next door.. .trust me he will move!

why is it when a guys a playa hes known as a pro..but when a girl takes her turn shes known as a hoe? why is it when a guys a playa hes known as a pro..but when a girl takes her turn shes known as a hoe?

If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily? If your heart is the strongest muscle why does it break so easily?

If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands

True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best break up way to fall is in love with me! You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!
love nicknames
Nice perfume.....why marinate in it? Nice perfume.....why marinate in it?

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper? Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

I am just a girl, standing infront of a boy asking him to love me! I am just a girl, standing infront of a boy asking him to love me!

They say true love hides behind every corner...I must be walking in circles! They say true love hides behind every corner...I must be walking in circles!

new msn names

2010-05-08T12:18:00.000-07:00

If cheerleading were any easier... It would be called football!

I know you think you broke my heart know you think you made me cry, but guess what? NOT EVERY PLAYA IS A GUY! I know you think you broke my heart know you think you made me cry, but guess what? NOT EVERY PLAYA IS A GUY!

In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips

: I know ive always been blessed cause im a pretty princess I know ive always been blessed cause im a pretty princess
new msn names
Too Many Stars In The Sky, Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes, Too many Boys out in the Blue, But they are Nothing compared to You Too Many Stars In The Sky, Too Many Tears that have Left My Eyes, Too many Boys out in the Blue, But they are Nothing compared to You

Nice perfume.....why marinate in it? Nice perfume.....why marinate in it?

Im falling for you ... please catch me Im falling for you ... please catch me

I do not tell me how 2 choose my friends...remember? i picked u!! dont tell me how 2 choose my friends...remember? i picked u!!
Guys are like stars..theres millions of them..but only one can make your wish come true! Guys are like stars..theres millions of them..but only one can make your wish come true!
I had a dream that I still loved you... I Think I woke up SCREAMING! I had a dream that I still loved you... I Think I woke up SCREAMING! the best nicknames

You just lost the chance you never had! You just lost the chance you never had!

Theres 3 types of ppl! those who CAN count n those who CANT! Theres 3 types of ppl! those who CAN count n those who CANT!

You took the L outta LOVER and now its over You took the L outta LOVER and now its over
Save the skateboard, ride the skater Save the skateboard, ride the skater

Cool nick names , cool msn names

2010-05-07T14:58:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

MSN Names: When Life Gives You Hot Guys...Date Them! When Life Gives You Hot Guys...Date Them!

MSN Names: Go away ....I have enough friends all ready Go away ....I have enough friends all ready

MSN Names: Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live? Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live? Cool nick names

MSN Names: Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise! Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!

MSN Names: Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper? Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

MSN Names: I was blind before but i opened my eyes and realized your words are just a bunch of lies. I was blind before but i opened my eyes and realized your words are just a bunch of lies.

MSN Names: My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk

MSN Names: Not the brightest candle on the birthday cake now are we? Not the brightest candle on the birthday cake now are we?
cool msn names
MSN Names: Friends are like stars, they come and go bt r always there for you Friends are like stars, they come and go bt r always there for you

MSN Names: Look at us shakin our booties me and my chicas are pure cuties Look at us shakin our booties me and my chicas are pure cuties

MSN Names: Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart

MSN Names: Im busy... your ugly... cya Im busy... your ugly... cya

MSN Names: The more I learn the less I understand The more I learn the less I understand

MSN Names: Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl

Love Nick names

2010-05-06T11:04:00.000-07:00

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun! A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

To say that you can love one person all your life, is like saying that one candle will continue to burn for as long as you live! To say that you can love one person all your life, is like saying that one candle will continue to burn for as long as you live!
msn love names
Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy

The abominable hoe-man The abominable hoe-man

Is YoUr DaD a BaKeR? CuZ u HaVe NiCe BuNs! Is YoUr DaD a BaKeR? CuZ u HaVe NiCe BuNs!

Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love w/ you! Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love w/ you!

If u need space join NASA baby! If u need space join NASA baby!

GO Ahead cry a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it GO Ahead cry a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it

If u need space join NASA baby! If u need space join NASA baby!

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would Love Nick names I learn? The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

We told everyone tha we are best friends we told ourselves we will be best friends for life and we promised we never let any person get in our way friends till da end! We told everyone tha we are best friends we told ourselves we will be best friends for life and we promised we never let any person get in our way friends till da end!

Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had! Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day! Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!

Instead of shoving weeds in my face try roses! Instead of shoving weeds in my face try roses!

Cute Msn Nicknames

2007-11-06T00:01:00.001-08:00

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
(L) I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn
Cool, bad, but cute!
Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it!
I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)

Cool Nicknames

2007-11-06T00:00:00.003-08:00

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall

Cool Msn Nicknames

2007-11-06T00:00:00.001-08:00

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
We came, we saw, we drank beer
Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

Love Nicknames

2007-11-05T23:57:00.001-08:00

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

More is never enough!

Its all good

MSN - Many Screen Names

iPods are garbage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, iPods are useless, just like you!

:)Everyone smile and be happy - It looks better!:)

(*)(R)(L)Don't take life for granted, but don't complain about it

ither, everything is a blessing so take life as it comes(L)(R)(*)

I know at graduation day I'm gonna cry. That's because I've found

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is too.

Love Your Smile... Your Eyes... Damn I'm Good At telling lies!

true friend will stab you in the front

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, angels are all round me, but I call them my best friends.

I should pin my heart to my back, then when I walk away you would see it break.

Inside I'm warped... and the outside? It doesn't improve

Why do people say life is short when it's the longest thing anyone an ever do?

Good Msn Names

2007-11-05T23:56:00.001-08:00

I'm the guy your parents told you to be carefull of!

Your pretty face is going to hell

cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favour and jump off!

Lifes sucks.. Then you die!

You think too hard, it hurts my ears!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Why is life so ugly!

Ur Love is the source of my energy

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful person!
Without you here, the days are lonely

U wErE tHe SuN tHaT bRiGhTnEs My DaY..(L)..nOw WhO's GoNnA wIpE mY tEaRs AwAy

I'm the guy your parents told you to watch out for!

Wanted by many taken by none lookin at some waitin for one

Its better to lose a lover than love a loser

Love is like war easy to start, hard to end, Impossible to forget

Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and our better is BEST!

MSN Love Nick Names

2007-09-11T04:57:00.002-07:00

* I need love that stretches across the world, from sea to shining sea
* If you really love me like you say, why dont I believe you?
* (L)Love is like wind... u can feel it but u cant hear it! (L)
* Love is like a flower, let it grow!
* Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!

heartbroken nicknames

2007-09-11T04:57:00.001-07:00

* It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
* Don't Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused.
* Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you?
* True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore.
* If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
* You said you didn't need me in your life. I guess you were right.
* When you realize what someone special means to you, you never want to let go forever and ever
* *~Tell me that you love me, even if your lying thats all i want to hear~*
* ~*! i miss u the moment u walk away !*~
* ~*! every moment im w/o u is like a million years of torture !*~
* What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

sweet msn nicks

2007-09-11T04:56:00.001-07:00

* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
* Love is a slow poison
* Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
* Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
* Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!

love msn names

2007-09-11T04:55:00.002-07:00

* Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
* It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
* (L)just give us a chance and we'll see what happens for romance(L)
* If I could be anything in the world, I would be ur tears so I can b born in ur eyes, live down ur cheeks and die on ur lips
* (L) I love you from the bottom of my heart.. but do u?

love msn nicknames

2007-09-11T04:55:00.001-07:00

* Love is like a bazaar: The admittance is free - but it costs you something before you get out.
* Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our love to others, and others' love to us.
* As life goes on, we move on, things change but my love for u wont ever change
* We've been friends for far too long, I think this friendship has developed into love... (l)
* As we go on, we remember the times spent together, the memories wont ever last, u will be my bestfriend for ever...
* In love we can find life, but in life we can't find love...

cute msn names

2007-09-11T04:54:00.002-07:00

* Who needs chocolate? I'm sweet enough :)
* Friends are like stars they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
* hey every1 guess what, I found... I found a star... (l)
* If friends were flowers, I would pick you
* :P didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*:P
* You knock me off my feet!
* Because of you, I have learnt what I am.
* There is no space for tears :'( in my world!!
* Don't Hesitate In Life, Do What You Think Is Worth It, Do What You Think Is Right...(F)

depressed msn names

2007-09-11T04:54:00.001-07:00

* I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain
* I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
* Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality
* Tears, scars and death... thats all life is to me
* Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway!
* Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall...

msn nicknames heart broken

2007-09-11T04:53:00.000-07:00

* Didn't we almost have it all?
* Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
* I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
* The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay.
* Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...
* You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain.

suicidal msn names

2007-09-11T04:51:00.000-07:00

* ~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~
* *I'm TiReD oF tRyInG, i'M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i'Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I'm DyInG
* Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.
* I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!
* You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

Good Msn Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:43:00.000-07:00

Lifes sucks.. Then you die!
You think too hard, it hurts my ears!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Why is life so ugly!
Ur Love is the source of my energy
Have no fear, I have beer! (B)
Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)
*-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)
I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Family Guy Msn Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:42:00.000-07:00

Sorry Honey, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
I've got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
A boat's a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.'
Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.
Holy crip, he's a crapple!
Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.
Oh this is almost as intense as that time I forgot how to sit down!
Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

New Sweet Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:36:00.002-07:00

Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

Sweet Msn Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:36:00.001-07:00

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right...
You Know I'm so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!
Stupid Cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!
Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive...
Two Million Dollars Man

Suicide Msn Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:35:00.002-07:00

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose.
I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes.
This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding...
Lost until the eternal sleep comes...
I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist...
Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
When will this miserable life end?
Pain and suffering... to the very end

New Depressing Msn Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:35:00.001-07:00

Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars
Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves
I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe.

Depressing Msn NickNames

2007-08-28T01:34:00.001-07:00

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living...
I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this...
Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]

Cute MSN Names

2007-08-28T01:33:00.003-07:00

I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)

Cute Msn NickNames

2007-08-28T01:33:00.001-07:00

Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and you're... OUT!
a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...I know coz I've cried
God made the land, God made the sea, he needed a princess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
A ring is round and never ends, that is how long we will be friends

Cute NickNames for MSN

2007-08-28T01:32:00.001-07:00

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
(L) I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn
Cool, bad, but cute!
Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it!
I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)

Love Msn NickNames

2007-08-28T01:31:00.002-07:00

(f)I can't Stop thinking about u(F) [U DRIvE mE -CRazY-] (L)I LOvE U(L)
Special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love you, I always will. U've filled a space no one can fill!
(L)Love is just a word..you know it isnt true but evey moment I still say im in love with you(L)
~#*..::(f)I'll love you forever(L)::..*#~
(L)I loved u once, I loved u still, I always have and always will(L)

Love NickNames for Msn

2007-08-28T01:31:00.001-07:00

(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
Love is available here at 100% discount.
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
Loving you makes life worth it
When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!

Love MSN NickNames

2007-08-28T01:30:00.002-07:00

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me, you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen

Love NickNames for MSN Messenger

2007-08-28T01:30:00.001-07:00

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
I need love worth it's weight in gold, Love that's fresh as the rippling springs and never will grow old...
I love you... together, forever.
Love is like maths... Its soooo COMPLICATED!
Love is like air for me, I can't live without it!
Would you break down the gates of heaven to reach the one you loved?
Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly...
Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.
Love is like a bar of soap... (L) just when you grab it, it slips away
Once I was told love would save the world... I doubt that!
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
I loved u once, I love u still, I always have and always will...
Live, Love and Learn!
Love is like blood, its always within you!

Break Up MSN NickNames

2007-08-28T01:29:00.001-07:00

~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~
*I'm TiReD oF tRyInG, i'M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i'Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I'm DyInG
Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.
I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!
You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

Heartbroken MSN NickNames

2007-08-28T01:28:00.002-07:00

Didn't we almost have it all?
Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...
You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain.

Heartbroken MSN Names

2007-08-28T01:28:00.001-07:00

It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Don't Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused.
Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you?
True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore.
If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
You said you didn't need me in your life. I guess you were right.

Funny Questions MSN Names

2007-08-28T01:24:00.003-07:00

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What's another word for synonym?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Funny Question Names for MSN Messenger

2007-08-28T01:24:00.001-07:00

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Funny Question Msn NickNames

2007-08-28T01:23:00.000-07:00

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Funny Questions Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:15:00.002-07:00

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

MSN Messenger Names for Girls

2007-08-28T01:15:00.001-07:00

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you!
Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again?
Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts!
Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!

Girls Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:14:00.002-07:00

:P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P
Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever

Girl Msn Names

2007-08-28T01:14:00.001-07:00

Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!)
(a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;)
I'm too much princess for 1 boy
True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them but they're always there.
Don't wear a frown, its never in style, just try ur best, to smile smile smile :D!
I'm so beautiful I married myself!

Girls Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:13:00.000-07:00

Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It!
Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!
Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
$5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :(

Funny Messenger Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:12:00.002-07:00

You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Funny Msn Names

2007-08-28T01:12:00.001-07:00

You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Funny Nick Name For Msn Messenger

2007-08-28T01:11:00.002-07:00

Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not...
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

Cool Nick Names

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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Buy land, they have quit making it!
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Funny Msn Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:10:00.000-07:00

You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:09:00.000-07:00

Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Cool Nicknames

2007-08-28T01:08:00.002-07:00

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall

Cool Msn NickNames

2007-08-28T01:08:00.001-07:00

Cool Names for MSN Messenger

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
We came, we saw, we drank beer
Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils